Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence. - Carl Hiaasen
As far as I'm concerned, the gator that ate T.C. deserves a medal from Crime Stoppers. - Carl Hiaasen
Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda. - Carl Hiaasen
I’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book. - Carl Hiaasen